Tag: bear squadicles
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Good luck with finals; here’s this week’s horoscope to make you feel better. Aries (March 21 – April 19) The ghost next to you has a crush on you. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Remember that song? Good luck. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) This week, the pizza…
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Un-BEAR-able Workplace Environments: The Bear Squadicles
Leave the AC on or off? When everyone fights over the air conditioner in the office or room, nobody wins. Everyone is either boiling hot or freezing cold, so someone takes it upon themselves to change the situation, which in turn sparks an all out war. Farenheit or Celcius? Doesn’t matter, I’m miserable either…
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My Stomach is Grrrr-owling and Everything Hurts: The Bear Squadicles
It’s been 6 days since I’ve eaten real food. I’m surviving off of the 2 sugar-based cereals I bought from the dollar store (it was all they had), sandwiches spawned from stale bread, and the occasional banana. I’ve started dreaming about salads. When disheveled upperclassmen warn you about the eternal search for nutrients, believe them.…
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Clawful Habits of Dorm Life: The Bear Squadicles
College is the time to pretend life is easy without a parent or a maid, but in reality it’s a messy nightmare. Independence is hard when you’re a full-time slave to the educational MAN. Most of the time is taken up by work, and the rest is spent desperately trying to unwind before you have…