Category: Reviews
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THE BLUE HOUR MOVIE REVIEW
Often times I have nearly died, typically from surges of hubris overcoming me -like when I tried paleo and God promptly smacked me in the back of the head, having me in a barely functioning haze for a few days. It is during times likes these that I tweet the best; my brain forges complete…
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FINDING DORY
Everyone loves a good origin story, and after 12 years of waiting, we’ve finally got one! Finding Dory explains how Dory ended up lost in the ocean when she meets Marvin, or more accurately, the movie explains how Dory has been lost her entire life. In order for us to find her, Dory has to…
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REMEMBER THE GOOD OL’ DAYS GHOSTBUSTERS
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, Who You Gunna Call? And we all know how the rest goes. The Ghostbusters reboot has recently come out, and with that comes what this writer calls Hatemageddon. The film had a rough time for itself since it was announced in 2014; it featured an all-female cast, which…
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POKEMON GO GET THIS GAME
Pokémon Go has only been out for a few days, but it has already taken the world by storm. Everywhere you go, there are people roaming the streets on the hunt for Pokémon and the nearest Pokéstops, which happen to be local parks, churches and buildings. I was skeptical at first, but after following a…
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SPONGEBOB THE MUSICAL
Who lives in a pineapple in the city? Absorbent and yellow and human (?) is he! This nautical nonsense be something you wish would flop on the stage and not sound like sh*t! SpongeBob SquarePants: The Musical is here and with a healthy helping of hype. SpongeBob has been around forever, and no matter how…
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X-Men: Apocalypse Movie Review
Everyone likes a good superhero movie, but X-Men: Apocalypse unfortunately didn’t meet up to expectation. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t a bad movie; I quite enjoyed it! However, it did lack the extra ‘unf’ to make it a good superhero movie. For starters, the movie was slacking in action scenes. Most of the time,…