Dear Teddy,<\/p>\n
I\u2019m home for the holidays, but I don\u2019t have friends and I have trouble getting along with my parents. How do I survive?<\/p>\n
Thanks,<\/p>\n
Hermit Hank<\/p>\n
Hank,<\/p>\n
Outlive them. It\u2019s a dog eat dog world, get creative.<\/p>\n
Bon App\u00e9tit,<\/p>\n
Teddy<\/p>\n
Dear Teddy,<\/p>\n
Why do cigarettes have to cost so much money?<\/p>\n
Thanks,<\/p>\n
Smokey the Bear<\/p>\n
Smokey,<\/p>\n
It\u2019s pretty simple really: The government not only wants you to slowly roast your insides, but it wants you to help them turn a profit in the process.<\/p>\n
I mean\u2026ha ha jokes and New Years. Stop smoking.<\/p>\n
-Teddy<\/p>\n
Dear Teddy,<\/p>\n
Why do my professors look at me funny?<\/p>\n
Thanks,<\/p>\n
Fuzzy Wuzzy<\/p>\n
Fuzzy,<\/p>\n
Not all professors think it\u2019s normal to gnaw on the desks. Oh, is that not what you were doing? Nevermind.<\/p>\n
Desks don\u2019t taste that bad,<\/p>\n
Teddy.<\/p>\n
Dear Teddy,<\/p>\n
I haven\u2019t had the best of luck with relationships this year. I\u2019m a fairly shy guy and really want some sort of companionship with a significant other. There\u2019s this girl that I like that has said she\u2019s not looking for a relationship at the present moment but that I\u2019m an attractive guy. I can\u2019t help but feel it\u2019s a soft let down.<\/p>\n
How can I get a more truthful answer or is that the truth?<\/p>\n
Thanks,<\/p>\n
Shy and heartbroken<\/p>\n
Shy Guy,<\/p>\n
It sounds like you\u2019re not looking for a more truthful answer, but an answer you\u2019d like better. If women are whimsical beings, college girls are basically every mythical creature balled into one.<\/p>\n
There\u2019s no way to fully understand them so the best thing to do is not think about it too much. If she\u2019s not looking for a relationship then she\u2019s not looking for a relationship. She might one day, but until then she\u2019s not: if you be yourself and she\u2019s interested, things will work themselves out.<\/p>\n
Get that booty,<\/p>\n
Teddy<\/p>\n
Dear Teddy,<\/p>\n
2016 was rough. How can I ensure a better year?<\/p>\n
Thanks,<\/p>\n
The Berenstain Bears<\/p>\n
Berenstains,<\/p>\n
It\u2019s almost impossible for 2017 to go any worse, but remember that what you put out into the world will be brought back to you.<\/p>\n
Stay positive and hope for the best.<\/p>\n
Love and honey,<\/p>\n
Teddy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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