{"id":2185,"date":"2017-04-23T08:30:42","date_gmt":"2017-04-23T08:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=2185"},"modified":"2017-05-04T21:21:37","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T21:21:37","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/04\/23\/your-weekly-horoscope-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s your horoscope for the week of Sunday May 23 \u2013 Saturday May 29. \u00a0We can’t promise these will be accurate, but oh boy did we try.<\/p>\n

\"\" \u00a0Aries (March 21 \u2013April 19)
\n<\/strong>Take a risk. \u00a0Try some Yoplait.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Taurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20)
\n<\/strong>If someone offers you money, just nod nod, say “yes,” then walk away.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)
\n<\/strong>Juicy Juice. \u00a0100% Juice.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Cancer (June 21 \u2013 July 22)
\n<\/strong>When’s the last time you called your grandmother? \u00a0Call your grandmother.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)
\n<\/strong>Don’t do that. \u00a0Yeah. \u00a0That.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/strong><\/p>\n

This week you will learn that fake fruit may look convincing, but doesn’t taste nearly as good as you think.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Libra (September 23 \u2013 November 21)
\n<\/strong>NOT THE BEES<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Scorpio (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Next time you think about buying a lifted truck, slap yourself in the face. \u00a0Actually, this applies to everyone.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)
\n<\/strong>Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play
\nHey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid
\nAll that\u00a0glitters is gold
\nOnly shooting stars break the mold<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)
\n<\/strong>Cutting your own hair isn’t always the best\u00a0idea, but sure, go for it.<\/p>\n

\"\"\u00a0Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)
\n<\/strong>*Elevator music*<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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