{"id":2301,"date":"2017-04-30T19:57:52","date_gmt":"2017-04-30T19:57:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=2301"},"modified":"2017-05-04T21:21:20","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T21:21:20","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/04\/30\/your-weekly-horoscope-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
Here’s your weekly horoscope for the week of April 30\u2013May 6. \u00a0We’re trying this again. \u00a0Hopefully we’ll get it right soon.<\/p>\n
Actions speak\u00a0louder than words, so please stop karate kicking people.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Don\u2019t trust the computers. They\u2019re out to get you.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sparkle and shine, you\u2019re beautiful just like your birthday gem…in…i?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n You might be tempted to take a walk and look at the beauty of nature, but don\u2019t. Nature\u2019s feeling self-conscious today.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n That wasn\u2019t a dream. You should probably go apologize.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Everyone else is reaching their dreams. Take a break this week.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Set an alarm. Things are coming.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sit. Stay. Behave.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Welcome back!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Open your third eye, but keep out of peepholes.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Follow your dreams. QUICK. They\u2019re getting away.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Don\u2019t worry, you\u2019ll find your true love by wrapping yourself in a blanket burrito.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here’s your weekly horoscope for the week of April 30\u2013May 6. \u00a0We’re trying this again. \u00a0Hopefully we’ll get it right soon. Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 19) Actions speak\u00a0louder than words, so please stop karate kicking people. Taurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20) Don\u2019t trust the computers. They\u2019re out to get you. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":2302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[255,335,336],"tags":[292],"yoast_head":"\nTaurus<\/span> (April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Gemini<\/span> (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Cancer<\/span> (June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Leo<\/span> (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Virgo<\/span> (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Libra<\/span> (September 23 \u2013 October 22)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Scorpio<\/span> (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Sagittarius<\/span> (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Capricorn<\/span> (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Aquarius<\/span> (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/span><\/h3>\n
Pisces<\/span> (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/span><\/h3>\n