{"id":2410,"date":"2017-05-07T08:32:53","date_gmt":"2017-05-07T08:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=2410"},"modified":"2017-05-08T16:33:46","modified_gmt":"2017-05-08T16:33:46","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/05\/07\/your-weekly-horoscope-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
Here is your weekly horoscope for the week of May 7 \u2013 May 13. \u00a0The stars have been sending us a lot of \u00a0messages lately. \u00a0We’re not 100% sure we understand, but we gave it our best shot.<\/p>\n
You’re a diamond in the rough. \u00a0Like, really rough.<\/p>\n
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That wasn’t chicken you ate.<\/p>\n
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Bigfoot is a lot closer than you think.<\/p>\n
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Mom?<\/p>\n
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Don’t eat ice cream, just because I said so.<\/p>\n
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A Capricorn is very stressed this week. \u00a0How about you make them some cookies or treat them to lunch?<\/p>\n
Heels were not a good idea.<\/p>\n
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Good boy.<\/p>\n
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[YOUR HOROSCOPE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN THIS COUNTRY]<\/p>\n
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Don’t trust Virgos.<\/p>\n
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We told you to hurry. \u00a0Why don’t you listen?<\/p>\n
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Go listen to this great new band, Stare-281. \u00a0THey’re the hottest new band. \u00a0Get ahead of the curb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Here is your weekly horoscope for the week of May 7 \u2013 May 13. \u00a0The stars have been sending us a lot of \u00a0messages lately. \u00a0We’re not 100% sure we understand, but we gave it our best shot. Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 19) You’re a diamond in the rough. \u00a0Like, really rough. Taurus […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":2411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[255],"tags":[343,292,344],"yoast_head":"\n