{"id":2564,"date":"2017-05-21T15:46:21","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T15:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=2564"},"modified":"2018-03-29T16:10:41","modified_gmt":"2018-03-29T16:10:41","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/05\/21\/your-weekly-horoscope-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
Here’s your horoscope for the week of May 21 \u2013 May 27. \u00a0We took the stars out on a date. \u00a0Took them dancing, had a nice dinner. \u00a0Got to know them better, you know? \u00a0We hope this reflects that.<\/p>\n
Try something adventurous with your hair this week. You won\u2019t regret it at all.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n This week you\u2019ll have romance. Oh, wait, no! I meant radiation! I\u2019m so sorry!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n The pizza will be spicy, and you\u2019ll be upset about it, but you\u2019ll continue eating it. This could also represent your love life.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Don\u2019t fear death. Fear the monster under your bed that\u2019s reading your diary. Those are private thoughts!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Reply to all compliments this week with \u201cThanks, I know!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Remember that horror film you saw months ago? Think about it again at 2 am the night before finals.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Closing time <\/p>\n The demon in your mirror just wants to say hello. Why not let him come in and hang out?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Just because you can climb up a tree doesn\u2019t mean you can climb down a tree.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You\u2019re making the sun kinda jealous, so wear extra sunblock. \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You\u2019re gonna read a really bad horoscope this week. It may or may not be this one.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Something smells a little fishy. There\u2019s a Pisces amongst us.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here’s your horoscope for the week of May 21 \u2013 May 27. \u00a0We took the stars out on a date. \u00a0Took them dancing, had a nice dinner. \u00a0Got to know them better, you know? \u00a0We hope this reflects that. Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 19) Try something adventurous with your hair this week. You won\u2019t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":2568,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[335],"tags":[292],"yoast_head":"\n<\/h3>\n
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Taurus (april 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h3>\n
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Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h3>\n
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Cancer (June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h3>\n
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Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h3>\n
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Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h3>\n
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Libra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h3>\n
\n<\/span><\/i>Time for you to go out go out into the world.
\n<\/span><\/i>Closing time
\n<\/span><\/i>Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
\n<\/span><\/i>Closing time
\n<\/span><\/i>One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer.
\n<\/span><\/i>Closing time
\n<\/span><\/i>You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<\/h3>\n
Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h3>\n
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Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h3>\n
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Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h3>\n
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Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h3>\n
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Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h3>\n