{"id":3345,"date":"2017-11-27T21:51:20","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T21:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3345"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/11\/27\/your-weekly-horoscope-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
Recovering from Black Friday can be terrible; here’s this week’s horoscope to help you feel better.<\/p>\n
Mariah Carey really does know what she\u2019s talking about. Take what she says this year to heart.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Who am I? How did I get here?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Experiment: Don\u2019t shave for a week. See how it feels. You\u2019d be surprised.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n RUN.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Wear flip flops! Tis the season!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Why are you hitting them?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Make up a code, send warnings. They\u2019re coming.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Lock the doors, turn off the lights, have some me time. You deserve it.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n WHO ARE YOU<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n I don\u2019t care if it doesn\u2019t matter, you don\u2019t open chip bags upside down.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Capitalism is draining your life, eradicate the bourgeoisie.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Recovering from Black Friday can be terrible; here’s this week’s horoscope to help you feel better. Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 19) Mariah Carey really does know what she\u2019s talking about. Take what she says this year to heart. Taurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20) Who am I? How did I get here? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":2495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTaurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h4>\n
Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h4>\n
Cancer (June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h4>\n
Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h4>\n
Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h4>\n
Libra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n
Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n
Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n
Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n
Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n
Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n