{"id":3359,"date":"2017-12-10T15:48:25","date_gmt":"2017-12-10T15:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3359"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/12\/10\/your-weekly-horoscope-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
The holidays draw nearer, get yourself ready with this week’s horoscope<\/p>\n
Oh, I hate myself<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n Oh, I hate myself<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n Oh, I hate myself<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n Oh, I hate myself<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n Oh, I hate myself<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n Oh, I hate myself<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Where are my parents?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Is it a horoscope if we don\u2019t know what we\u2019re doing?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Don\u2019t wear socks, they\u2019ll eat your feet.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Is that dog? Is this real? Is this a mirage?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Seek the unknown at this time of year. Forget about the unknown before the new year.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Is that an Angel Baby?<\/span><\/i> <\/p>\n If you speak a second language, confuse people, or else what\u2019s the point?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n She\u2019s a ladykiller! No, really. Look out.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Try caroling this year, but sing exclusively Fall Out Boy songs that came out when you were in middle school.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n The best present is one that\u2019s really thought out. Sit and think for hours on just what to get your mom.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n The winter stars will keep all your secrets. Scream your secrets to them in the middle of the night. Your neighbor, Derek, however, will not keep your secrets.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The holidays draw nearer, get yourself ready with this week’s horoscope Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 19) Oh, I hate myself Oh, I hate myself Oh, I hate myself Oh, I hate myself Oh, I hate myself Oh, I hate myself Taurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20) Where are my parents? Gemini […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":2302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTaurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h4>\n
Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h4>\n
Cancer (June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h4>\n
Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h4>\n
Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h4>\n
Libra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n
\n<\/span><\/i>No! That’s his dance moves!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Yes!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Watch my lady honey grooves!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Feed me lots of Jamba Juice!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Call me lady tiger, but I never eat my young<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>No, no, no<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>My legs in those pants, a dream!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>When I would move, I’d scream:<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Watch out for my body rolls!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Watch out for my body rolls!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>High kicks!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>High kicks!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>This is how we do it!<\/span><\/i>
\n<\/span><\/i>Yes!<\/span><\/i><\/p>\nScorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n
Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n
Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n
Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n
Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n