{"id":3380,"date":"2017-12-17T10:16:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-17T10:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3380"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","slug":"your-weekly-menorah-scope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2017\/12\/17\/your-weekly-menorah-scope\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Menorah-scope"},"content":{"rendered":"
SCAD Radio wishes a Happy Hanukkah to everyone, so here’s this week’s special edition of our weekly horoscope.<\/p>\n
You live your life like a candle in the wind.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Potato pancake visions dance through your head.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam Sandler will serenade you with \u00a0\u201cI Have A Little Dreidel\u201d outside your window tonight.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Chanukah.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Just when you think you only have the strength to get through one day…you make it through eight.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Your dreidel game is on point this year.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You are the jelly-donuts.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You can\u2019t go to temple this year because apparently, your rabbi has a \u201crestraining order\u201d against you.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Know that your ancestors are infinitely cooler than you.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You are Adam Sandler.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Use the oil to help you escape your enemies.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You\u2019ll mess up your prayers in front of your whole family…good luck.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" SCAD Radio wishes a Happy Hanukkah to everyone, so here’s this week’s special edition of our weekly horoscope. Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 19) You live your life like a candle in the wind. Taurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20) Potato pancake visions dance through your head. Gemini (May 21 \u2013 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":3381,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTaurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h4>\n
Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h4>\n
Cancer (June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h4>\n
Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h4>\n
Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h4>\n
Libra (September 23 \u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n
Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n
Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n
Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n
Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n
Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n