{"id":3457,"date":"2018-01-14T18:26:21","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T18:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3457"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2018\/01\/14\/your-weekly-horoscope-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
Show the world your true colors: Give everyone you know a crayon of your favorite color.<\/p>\n
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Keep your laces out.<\/p>\n
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See the definition of “referendum”.<\/p>\n
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I believe it was the late and great Charlie Murphy who said, “Dude…The crab looks like a lady.”<\/p>\n
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How come Connect 4 isn’t called Advanced Tic-Tac-Toe?<\/p>\n
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Oregano is the spice of life.<\/p>\n
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I’m just as disappointed you didn’t make it onto “Chopped” this year.<\/p>\n
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Ill-favored consequences mean nothing to those of consistency.<\/p>\n
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Who cares what you got on your SATs. You filling in your name correctly was already one battle won.<\/p>\n
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Whoever told you to take lemons and make lemonade is evil. They’re spreading their Capitalistic ideas by using you as the subservient pleb to create a beverage for them and their elitist-bourgeoisie totalitarian class. Watch as they take the nectar of your labors and use their shiny silver spoons to put the sugary-sweet additive of their privilege to “enhance” your product. Your product that you alone created with your bare hands!<\/p>\n
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Revolt, darn you!<\/p>\n
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REVOLT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Aries\u00a0\u00a0(March 21 \u2013 April 19) Show the world your true colors: Give everyone you know a crayon of your favorite color. Taurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20) Keep your laces out. Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20) See the definition of “referendum”. Cancer\u00a0(June 21 \u2013 July 22) I believe it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":2411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n