{"id":3493,"date":"2018-01-21T11:27:04","date_gmt":"2018-01-21T11:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3493"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2018\/01\/21\/your-weekly-horoscope-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
How the dice trembles: luck be your mistress in this week’s horoscope<\/p>\n
I see you shiver with antici-<\/p>\n
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When life doesn’t give you a door, make a window. Or a large gaping hole in some wall that could pass as a window.<\/p>\n
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Welcome each day like a\u00a0fresh sting from a hornet’s nest.<\/p>\n
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If you look close enough into your mirror…you’ll see the pixels.<\/p>\n
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There will always be a Diet Coke with your name on it.<\/p>\n
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Maybe some of us don’t want<\/em><\/strong> to go to Dentist School.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n The Game.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Have I ever told you that you remind me of a hypochondriatic Billy Mays?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n When I first met you, you were turning tricks and spinning Beyblades.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Your lisp comes out at the weirdest times. Especially when you say “tertiary”.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Maybe……………………………………………………..the dinosaurs left because we didn’t treat them right.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n When you’re good; you’re great. When you’re bad; you’re even better. No<\/strong>; this not considered flirting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How the dice trembles: luck be your mistress in this week’s horoscope Aries\u00a0\u00a0(March 21 \u2013 April 19) I see you shiver with antici- Taurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20) When life doesn’t give you a door, make a window. Or a large gaping hole in some wall that could pass as a window. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":2045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[292,97,442,443],"yoast_head":"\nLibra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n
Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n
Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n
Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n
Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n
Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n