{"id":3562,"date":"2018-01-28T10:43:38","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T10:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3562"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:33","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2018\/01\/28\/your-weekly-horoscope-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
How many blondes does it take to check a horoscope?<\/p>\n
-Pation.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You may or may not die within 3 days.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n You\u2019re a diamond in the rough,\u00a0or at least cubic zirconium.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Like, comment, and subscribe to your own youtube channel, it needs some love.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Unfollow Cancer\u2019s Youtube channel, the fame is CHANGING them, man.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Remember Alex from Target? Check Twitter, you\u2019re next.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Look up in the sky. That\u2019s all. Just look up and tell us what you see.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n What you once thought was beautiful will now repulse you.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Why aren\u2019t you winning in life? Maybe you\u2019re on the wrong team.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Don\u2019t you miss the way that everything was nice and sweet and happy? Yeah, no, me neither man.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n The cyber goths would be happy to take you in if nothing else.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n “I’m so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How many blondes does it take to check a horoscope? Aries\u00a0\u00a0(March 21 \u2013 April 19) -Pation. Taurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20) You may or may not die within 3 days. Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20) You\u2019re a diamond in the rough,\u00a0or at least cubic zirconium. Cancer\u00a0(June 21 \u2013 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":2495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[292,463,97,442],"yoast_head":"\nTaurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h4>\n
Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h4>\n
Cancer\u00a0(June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h4>\n
Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h4>\n
Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h4>\n
Libra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n
Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n
Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n
Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n
Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n
Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n