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Romance is in the air just as much as lead is in the water. Here are your pre-Valentine’s Day horoscopes.<\/p>\n

\"\"Aries\u00a0\u00a0(March 21 \u2013 April 19)<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Love Songs? Boring!<\/p>\n

Ballads? Tame!<\/p>\n

Want to really get your valentine’s attention? Screech.<\/p>\n

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Taurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h4>\n

So your last Valentine’s Day wasn’t so great. You wake up, get ready for a good day, and what do you get? A white Sudan\u00a0barreling at you at 60 mph in a 30, sending you into a prolonged coma. Well, this year, you wake up only to find a dozen red roses sitting at your bedside table with no note…where did they come from?<\/p>\n

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Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h4>\n

Love Stinks. LOVE STINKS!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Cancer\u00a0(June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h4>\n

If your valentine asks you to drive to the convenience store at 2 am for mint chocolate chip ice cream this year…it’s true love.<\/p>\n

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Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h4>\n

When will the world learn? All you want for Valentine’s Day is some gosh-darn peace and quiet.<\/p>\n

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Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h4>\n

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!<\/p>\n

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Libra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n

You can’t pass off your Star Trek\/Harry Potter crossover fanfiction as a love poem three years in a row.<\/p>\n

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Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n

I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to confiscate that heart-shaped box, I don’t care what appendage is inside of it.<\/p>\n

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Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n

This year, you’ll find the Left-Twix to your Right-Twix.<\/p>\n

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Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n

I saw you only steal one fry off of your\u00a0valentine’s\u00a0plate. Who says romance is dead?<\/p>\n

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Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n

Love is like feeding apple juice to an apple tree. Cannibalistic.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n

Roses are red.<\/p>\n

Violets are red.<\/p>\n

Everything is red.<\/p>\n

Communism.<\/p>\n

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