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Time keeps on slipping into time. Another weekly horoscope, my fellow dude.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Aries\u00a0\u00a0(March 21 \u2013 April 19)<\/h4>\n

Get crunked or get wrecked.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Taurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h4>\n

Two words.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h4>\n

You’re like, Grade A Caribou\u00a0Coffee in a Starbucks world. Good for diversity, but still kinda trash.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Cancer\u00a0(June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h4>\n

Can you bring back the one-pearl earring bearded gentleman look? It needs to make a comeback. If anyone can do it, it’s you.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h4>\n

Birds flying low, you know how it goes.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h4>\n

NEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDD!<\/p>\n

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\"\"Libra (September 23 \u00a0\u2013 October 22)<\/h4>\n

Pop Tarts are sweet ravioli; change my mind.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h4>\n

You’re getting up there in your American folk-hero status, just like Chuck Tingle and Mike Ilitch.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h4>\n

Take in some of the old cultures\u00a0every now and again. Watch a one minute clip of an opera of your choice; it won’t kill you.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h4>\n

Your wardrobe\u00a0is lacking paillettes.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h4>\n

Eat your fruit. Scurvy’s a real thing.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h4>\n

Support your local fish-hookers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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