{"id":3741,"date":"2018-03-04T16:49:47","date_gmt":"2018-03-04T16:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=3741"},"modified":"2018-04-19T18:43:32","modified_gmt":"2018-04-19T18:43:32","slug":"your-weekly-horoscope-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2018\/03\/04\/your-weekly-horoscope-15\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Weekly Horoscope"},"content":{"rendered":"
Time keeps on slipping into time. Another weekly horoscope, my fellow dude.<\/p>\n
Get crunked or get wrecked.<\/p>\n
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Two words.<\/p>\n
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You’re like, Grade A Caribou\u00a0Coffee in a Starbucks world. Good for diversity, but still kinda trash.<\/p>\n
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Can you bring back the one-pearl earring bearded gentleman look? It needs to make a comeback. If anyone can do it, it’s you.<\/p>\n
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Birds flying low, you know how it goes.<\/p>\n
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NEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDD!<\/p>\n
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Pop Tarts are sweet ravioli; change my mind.<\/p>\n
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You’re getting up there in your American folk-hero status, just like Chuck Tingle and Mike Ilitch.<\/p>\n
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Take in some of the old cultures\u00a0every now and again. Watch a one minute clip of an opera of your choice; it won’t kill you.<\/p>\n
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Your wardrobe\u00a0is lacking paillettes.<\/p>\n
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Eat your fruit. Scurvy’s a real thing.<\/p>\n
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Support your local fish-hookers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Time keeps on slipping into time. Another weekly horoscope, my fellow dude. Aries\u00a0\u00a0(March 21 \u2013 April 19) Get crunked or get wrecked. Taurus\u00a0(April 20 \u2013 May 20) Two words. Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20) You’re like, Grade A Caribou\u00a0Coffee in a Starbucks world. Good for diversity, but still kinda trash. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":2302,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[530,335,336],"tags":[446,292,501,442,487],"yoast_head":"\n