{"id":4977,"date":"2019-02-18T12:04:30","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T12:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/?p=4977"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:13:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T17:13:40","slug":"spooky-sht-presents-the-avril-lavigne-is-dead-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scadradio.org\/2019\/02\/18\/spooky-sht-presents-the-avril-lavigne-is-dead-conspiracy\/","title":{"rendered":"Spooky Sh!T Presents the Avril Lavigne is Dead Conspiracy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The\ngirl now living the life of Avril is really named Melissa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s how the story goes:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In 1998, Avril was discovered\nduring a singing contest and quickly snatched up and away to create the next\nbig star. She leaves behind all her friends to start a career as a singer, and\nin 2001, signs a million-dollar contract with L.A. Reid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In 2002 she released her debut\nalbum, Let Go,<\/em> and became the idol\nand spokesperson to angsty skateboarders everywhere. She was an icon with her\nstick-straight hair, dark eyes, baggy pants, and the infamous neckties.<\/p>\n\n\n\n However, life for Avril wasn\u2019t\neasy after her debut. She had pressure to release another great album to follow\nup and was also dealing with the loss of her grandfather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The story could go two ways here,\ndepending on your source:<\/p>\n\n\n\n Some claim that Melissa, the\ndouble, came in to appear as Avril publicly as she dealt with work and family,\nbut then after Avril\u2019s death, stepped in full time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The other story is that following\nAvril\u2019s death, her record company searched for a look-alike to take her place\nand found Melissa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Under My Skin <\/em>was the first album released following Avril\u2019s death.\nFans claim that some of the songs were Avril originals, while others show\nMelissa\u2019s influence coming in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Around this time as well, fans\nbegin to notice differences in \u201cAvril\u2019s\u201d appearance. She begins lightening her\nhair to a true dyed blonde, rather than the dark blonde. She styles her hair in\na more feminine, wavy look, not the overly-straightened style. Fans notice that\nshe starts wearing dresses and skirts on the red carpet. Long gone are the\nskater days. Avril now looks like the cutesy-goth section of Hot Topic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Even more so, fans online begin\npointing out the physical differences in Avril. Moles on her arms are gone\ncompletely, as well as on her face. The biggest difference people say is her\nnose, which is a completely different nose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There are also claims that\nMelissa is slightly shorter than Avril, but in my professional opinion, this\none is pretty hard to sell without real measurements.<\/p>\n\n\n\n There is also this weird\nphotoshoot in which she poses this \u201cMelissa\u201d written across her hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n