With trick-or-treaters soon making their rounds, here is a list of some of the most popular things found in a Halloween basket that are actually the worst things in the entire world, and then one thing that is the God-send we all need:<\/p>\n
Laffy Taffy\u2028I question the reality of any person who claims Laffy Taffy to be any sort of decent candy. Laffy Taffy was solely invented to keep kids quiet for a few minutes. You can\u2019t casually eat Laffy Taffy. You have to sit down and dedicate time to chewing the flavorless, sticky, hard lump of whatever so that it becomes slightly more easy to swallow than in its original form.<\/p>\n
Smarties\u2028People actually get excited to eat Smarties? I thought we all just \u201cpretended\u201d to snort them in the second grade. No, mom, that\u2019s not Smarties powder on my nose, what?<\/p>\n
Hershey Minis\u2028For the fact that all four types of Hershey Minis are made by the same company with the same chocolate baffles me because all four taste wildly different. The only decent one is a Mr. Goodbar, but even with those I\u2019m terrified of choking on the small, crushed peanuts within.<\/p>\n
3 Musketeers\u2028If I wanted my teeth to be sticky feeling and covered in chocolate for a while, I would totally grab a 3 Musketeers.<\/p>\n
Milky Way\u2028Honestly, a Milky Way is just a 3 Musketeers with caramel added.<\/p>\n
Snickers\u2028You\u2019re just sh*tting with me now. You just added peanuts to a Milky Way.<\/p>\n
Dubble Bubble\u2028Honestly, just give me regular gum for Halloween. It would make me hate you a whole lot less. Dubble Bubble is the most useless gum ever made. It can\u2019t freshen your breath and will probably leave a weird after taste. It\u2019s only good use it blowing bubbles, and no one ever showed me how.<\/p>\n
Dum Dums\u2028It\u2019s all fun and games until you realize you got the Buttered Popcorn flavored one.<\/p>\n
Tootsie Rolls\u2028I have no clue what a Tootsie Roll is even supposed to be. It\u2019s like some guy thought, \u201cHey, you know what would be great? Chocolate flavored Laffy Taffy.\u201d and then quit halfway through flavor testing and thought \u201cgood enough\u201d. We ended up with Tootsie Pops as a distraction from how terrible Tootsie Rolls actually taste.<\/p>\n
Twizzlers\u2028Hard and chewy sticks of no flavor. And the only ones that<\/p>\n
come in small packaging are the peel apart, cherry flavored Twizzlers, and those are the work of Satan.<\/p>\n
Twix\u2028Maybe the debate of Left Twix vs. Right Twix is about which one is the worst one, not the best one.<\/p>\n
Kit Kat\u2028Kit Kats simply melt in your hand way too fast for you to enjoy eating it. Apparently you\u2019re also supposed to eat them with your coffee, but who has ever done that? I would like to ask the Kit Kat creators a few questions.<\/p>\n
Starbursts\u2028Odds are that you will end up with two of the same flavor, and it will be your least favorite flavor.<\/p>\n
Whoppers\u2028Whoppers, as a concept, seem like a good idea. This little chocolate covered ball that kind of melts in your mouth once bitten. The only problem is that the entire experience absolutely sucks. The chocolate coating used doesn\u2019t even taste like chocolate. Really, it doesn\u2019t taste like anything. Then the malt melts into a weird, gritty paste in your mouth that sticks to your teeth. Afterwards, you\u2019re left with a strange taste in your mouth. And to top it off, the Halloween packets only come with three little balls, not enough to satisfy any sort of sugar craving.<\/p>\n
Nerds\u2028Nerds are clearly a choking hazard to all children.<\/p>\n
Skittles\u2028Skittles were all fine and dandy until a little while back when they decided to replace the beloved lime green flavor with the atrocious green apple flavor. It now throws of the once harmonious balance of flavor combinations. Curse you, green apple\u2026curse you.<\/p>\n
M&M\u2019s\u2028These are the most boring candy ever. Just little drops of chocolate with the most basic colors ever and then brown thrown in there for whatever reason. Then, through capitalism and advertising, they decide to give these colors personalities to make them more appealing to the general public? Way to stoop low, M&M\u2019s.<\/p>\n
Reese\u2019s Cups\u2028Reese\u2019s Cups have to be the unhealthiest candy in the world. Not only is the peanut butter filled with sugar and grossness, but it\u2019s covered in chocolate. The distribution of the peanut butter and chocolate is always uneven. There is always either way too much chocolate or way too much peanut butter in each bite. They need to rethink the structure of the Reese\u2019s cup if they want to be successful and long running.<\/p>\n
Butterfingers\u2028The only difference between a Butterfinger and a Reese\u2019s Cup is the fact that the peanut butter in a Butterfinger is flaky and dry, and that is just strange. Biting into it, it\u2019s very salty and doesn\u2019t mesh<\/p>\n
well with the sweetness of the chocolate. The flaky peanut butter sticks too much to your teeth and then you\u2019re sad with peanut butter in your teeth.<\/p>\n
Blow Pops\u2028It\u2019s in the name.<\/p>\n
Almond Joy\u2028If I liked coconut, this might be okay. But I don\u2019t like coconut.<\/p>\n
Mounds\u2028Mounds are worse than Almond Joys because they took out the only good part (the almonds) and left you with the crap.<\/p>\n
THE ONE TRUE CANDY\u2028Candy Corn is the only genuine, wholesome candy this time of the year. It is the most festival making it acceptable to be eaten from the beginning of fall to Thanksgiving. There are also infinite ways to eat Candy Corn: biting off individual colors, eating all at once or stacking them until they make an actual corn cob. They\u2019re sweet and light and you can eat a few or a million of them. They are truly the best candy and the only candy I will be accepting this Halloween.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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