Every two weeks, SCAD Radio staff and volunteers vote for the prestigious honor of Staffer of the Fortnight, a member of the organization worthy of such a title. This time, it’s our Production Director Kristen Phillips.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Kristen- Top of the list would probably be Ellen Page, obviously, and then following that shortly, Kristen Stewart, not because she has my name, but because I love her.

Name the guilty pleasure song that you’re not afraid to admit you actually like.

“Pork and Beans” by Weezer (Laughs hysterically).

What meme best represents your life?

Have you ever seen the Vine of the kid getting passed the bong and he’s like “yeah I know how to use it” and blows it-(cut off by immense laughter). The other one was “You’re no good duck! You’ll never be sh*t! You’re just. Like. Your Fatha’!

Jonas Brothers or One Direction?

Jonas Brothers. F*ck One Direction (Laughs yet again).