Every two weeks, SCAD Radio staff and volunteers vote for the prestigious honor of Staffer of the Fortnight, a member of the organization worthy of such a title. This time, it’s our Assistant Event Director, Cher Shaffer.

Who is your celebrity crush?

Cher- I guess right now it would have to be either Adam Driver or Audrey Plaza.

(One short argument and a quick Google search later, Cher was proven wrong, and the name of her celebrity crush is AUBREY Plaza, not Audrey)

What’s your most embarrassing moment you’re willing to share?

(cackles hysterically)

Well, I fell down two flights of stairs. That’s pretty embarrassing.

What’s the funniest song lyric you know?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! You know that song by that one guy and he goes “Old people burning old people burning put your hands up”.

What Vine best represents your life?

The one with the guy saying “You are my dad, YOU’RE MY DAD! Boogie-woogie-woogie”. That way, everyone will then be my dad.

Jonas Brothers or One Direction?

Fall Out Boy.