Category: Bear Squadicles
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DEAR TEDDY HOME FUR THE HOLIDAYS
Dear Teddy, I’m home for the holidays, but I don’t have friends and I have trouble getting along with my parents. How do I survive? Thanks, Hermit Hank Hank, Outlive them. It’s a dog eat dog world, get creative. Bon Appétit, Teddy Dear Teddy, Why do cigarettes have to cost so much money? Thanks, Smokey…
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KOALATY ADVICE ON HOW TO SURVIVE THE HOLIDAYS:
You’ve been away at college, experiencing freedom for weeks on end, but now you’re home. The distance of school is gone and once the holiday parties start, you can’t run from Auntie Betty’s constant questioning. “How’s school? Are you behaving? Why do you look so tired? Is that blood on your shirt?” If you do…
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BEAR CARE TIPS: A BEAR SQUADICLE
With finals, the presidential election, and the possible extinction of bees coming up, it’s easy to get stressed and fall into a pit of despair. But fear not, here are some bear care tips to keep yourself feeling a-ok. * Hibernate Sleep is important! Basically everyone has 3,000,001 projects to finish for finals while also…
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DEAR TEDDY LIVE AND LOVE
Dear Teddy, I haven’t eaten anything but bricks for the past three months. Will this affect my digestion? -Charmin Charmin, You tell me. How’s your figure? Are you a brick house? Hoping for the best, Teddy Dear Teddy, My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 months and I really like him. The problem…
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BEARLY HOLDING ON: A BEAR SQUADICLE
This list is for those days when every single joke you make is returned with an awkward cough. It’s for those days when you question the validity of your talent and your dreams. It’s for those days when the life hits you in the face harder than student loans, and you wind up laying in…
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DEAR TEDDY: HALLOWEEN EDITION
Dear Teddy, I’m afraid of someone will plant drugs or razor blades inside my child’s candy. How can I make sure they stay safe? -SCARED OF SWEETS Hi SCARED OF SWEETS, That’s a very serious thing to be worried about! First thing is to avoid candy that is already opened or looks to be tampered…
