Category: Lifestyle
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Zombies Killed the Radio Star: Part One
The following is from a journal discovered in an abandoned home, 3 years after a zombie hoard took over Savannah. The author remains unknown. I. The Hive is swarming with them. They’re taking furniture out from the lobbies and throwing them into the courtyard. I asked Content Director Liam why they’re doing that, but he just…
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DEAR TEDDY HOME FUR THE HOLIDAYS
Dear Teddy, I’m home for the holidays, but I don’t have friends and I have trouble getting along with my parents. How do I survive? Thanks, Hermit Hank Hank, Outlive them. It’s a dog eat dog world, get creative. Bon Appétit, Teddy Dear Teddy, Why do cigarettes have to cost so much money? Thanks, Smokey…
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KOALATY ADVICE ON HOW TO SURVIVE THE HOLIDAYS:
You’ve been away at college, experiencing freedom for weeks on end, but now you’re home. The distance of school is gone and once the holiday parties start, you can’t run from Auntie Betty’s constant questioning. “How’s school? Are you behaving? Why do you look so tired? Is that blood on your shirt?” If you do…
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BEAR CARE TIPS: A BEAR SQUADICLE
With finals, the presidential election, and the possible extinction of bees coming up, it’s easy to get stressed and fall into a pit of despair. But fear not, here are some bear care tips to keep yourself feeling a-ok. * Hibernate Sleep is important! Basically everyone has 3,000,001 projects to finish for finals while also…
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WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A VEGAN ON THANKSGIVING
It starts with a call from the host, “What can I make you?” and the response: “Just don’t even try. I’ll bring a salad or something.” Once arriving with a meat substitute brings about routine stares and the inevitable “What’s…that?” as family observes the comparably barren plate. Grandma’s a nervous wreck and won’t stop asking,…
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DEAR TEDDY LIVE AND LOVE
Dear Teddy, I haven’t eaten anything but bricks for the past three months. Will this affect my digestion? -Charmin Charmin, You tell me. How’s your figure? Are you a brick house? Hoping for the best, Teddy Dear Teddy, My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 months and I really like him. The problem…