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Your Weekly Horoscope
How many blondes does it take to check a horoscope? Aries (March 21 – April 19) -Pation. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You may or may not die within 3 days. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You’re a diamond in the rough, or at least cubic zirconium. Cancer (June 21 –…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
How the dice trembles: luck be your mistress in this week’s horoscope Aries (March 21 – April 19) I see you shiver with antici- Taurus (April 20 – May 20) When life doesn’t give you a door, make a window. Or a large gaping hole in some wall that could pass as a window. …