Category: Opinion
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A Map Map Map Map to “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World”
It says a lot about a movie when it can have as many problems as It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World does and still be wildly entertaining. The characters are underdeveloped, the motivations are unclear and only kind of believable, but it’s downright hilarious. It is the superior predecessor to This is the End…
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Bat Out of Hell is the Most Fun You’ll Have Listening to an Album
I have to admit, the hope was to write an unbiased introduction to Bat Out of Hell, but I quickly learned that I cannot be unbiased when it comes to Meat Loaf. I’ve loved Meat Loaf for a long time, and when I realized that most people I’ve talked to are indifferent, I couldn’t believe…
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10 Underappreciated Beatles Songs
I love The Beatles. If you know my musical taste, you’re well aware of this fact. My history with the group is hardly unique. I’ve listened to them from a very young age. In fact, I was basically raised on “1”, a collection of their greatest hits. When I reached high school, I received Rubber…
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THANKSGIVING VS CHRISTMAS: KEEP YOUR CAROLS AT HOME!
Listen all you Thanksgiving haters out there, I’ve got some notes for you. You cannot just skip a holiday like it doesn’t exist because number one, sorry it does and number two, without Thanksgiving, the Christmas season would never even begin. Some of you think it starts on November 1st but that’s like the department stores…
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THANKSGIVING VS CHRISTMAS: THE DEFENSE ON CHRISTMAS
Listen, I’m not here to tell you Thanksgiving is nothing but a blip in the two-month extravaganza known as the Christmas season, but Thanksgiving is nothing but a blip in the two-month extravaganza known as the Christmas season. As soon as we lay Halloween to rest, the songs, decorations, and overall feelings of festivity emerge…
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THE BEST TYPES OF CANDY AND WHY ALL OTHER TYPES ARE TRASH
With trick-or-treaters soon making their rounds, here is a list of some of the most popular things found in a Halloween basket that are actually the worst things in the entire world, and then one thing that is the God-send we all need: Laffy Taffy I question the reality of any person who claims Laffy Taffy…