Category: Bear Squadicles
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Un-BEAR-able Workplace Environments: The Bear Squadicles
Leave the AC on or off? When everyone fights over the air conditioner in the office or room, nobody wins. Everyone is either boiling hot or freezing cold, so someone takes it upon themselves to change the situation, which in turn sparks an all out war. Farenheit or Celcius? Doesn’t matter, I’m miserable either…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your weekly horoscope for the week of May 14 (Happy Mother’s Day!) — May 20. The stars just wouldn’t shut up this week. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Wait for the glowing man to step out into the street. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Gasping for air isn’t the…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here is your weekly horoscope for the week of May 7 – May 13. The stars have been sending us a lot of messages lately. We’re not 100% sure we understand, but we gave it our best shot. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re a diamond in the rough. Like, really rough. Taurus…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your weekly horoscope for the week of April 30–May 6. We’re trying this again. Hopefully we’ll get it right soon. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Actions speak louder than words, so please stop karate kicking people. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Don’t trust the computers. They’re out to get you. …
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your horoscope for the week of Sunday May 23 – Saturday May 29. We can’t promise these will be accurate, but oh boy did we try. Aries (March 21 –April 19) Take a risk. Try some Yoplait. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) If someone offers you money, just nod nod, say “yes,” then…
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My Stomach is Grrrr-owling and Everything Hurts: The Bear Squadicles
It’s been 6 days since I’ve eaten real food. I’m surviving off of the 2 sugar-based cereals I bought from the dollar store (it was all they had), sandwiches spawned from stale bread, and the occasional banana. I’ve started dreaming about salads. When disheveled upperclassmen warn you about the eternal search for nutrients, believe them.…