Tag: horoscope
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your weekly horoscope for the week of May 14 (Happy Mother’s Day!) — May 20. The stars just wouldn’t shut up this week. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Wait for the glowing man to step out into the street. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Gasping for air isn’t the…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here is your weekly horoscope for the week of May 7 – May 13. The stars have been sending us a lot of messages lately. We’re not 100% sure we understand, but we gave it our best shot. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re a diamond in the rough. Like, really rough. Taurus…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your weekly horoscope for the week of April 30–May 6. We’re trying this again. Hopefully we’ll get it right soon. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Actions speak louder than words, so please stop karate kicking people. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Don’t trust the computers. They’re out to get you. …
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your horoscope for the week of Sunday May 23 – Saturday May 29. We can’t promise these will be accurate, but oh boy did we try. Aries (March 21 –April 19) Take a risk. Try some Yoplait. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) If someone offers you money, just nod nod, say “yes,” then…
