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An Aries Playlist

The sun and the moon have realigned, or whatever else astrology is supposed to mean, and we have entered into a new Aries phase...

Your Weekly Horoscope

Time keeps on slipping into time. Another weekly horoscope, my fellow dude. Aries  (March 21 – April 19) Get crunked or get wrecked.     Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Two...

The Horococoscope

Forget about reasons, I'm here for the aesthetics. This week's horoscopes; only art. Aries  (March 21 – April 19) I'm your Venus (of Willendorf), I'm your fire...

Your Weekly Horoscope

Why abandon your life of luxury to escape into the wilderness when you run to your computer and read this week's horoscope? Aries  (March 21 –...

Your Weekly Horoscope

How many blondes does it take to check a horoscope? Aries  (March 21 – April 19) -Pation.     Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You may or may not die within...

Your Weekly Horoscope

How the dice trembles: luck be your mistress in this week's horoscope Aries  (March 21 – April 19) I see you shiver with antici-     Taurus (April 20 – May...

Your Weekly Horoscope

Happy pre-Thanksgiving weekend. Here's the horoscope that'll get you through next week. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You may be home for the holidays, but are...

Your Weekly Horoscope

Good luck with finals; here's this week's horoscope to make you feel better. Aries (March 21 - April 19) The ghost next to you has a...

Your Weekly Horror-scope

Here's your horror-scope in honor of All Hallows' Eve. May you avoid the draft for the Skeleton War.   Aries (March 21 - April 19) You’re...

Your Weekly Horoscope

Here's your horoscope for the week of May 21 – May 27.  We took the stars out on a date.  Took them dancing, had...