Tag: horoscope
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Your Weekly Horoscope
How many blondes does it take to check a horoscope? Aries (March 21 – April 19) -Pation. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You may or may not die within 3 days. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) You’re a diamond in the rough, or at least cubic zirconium. Cancer (June 21 –…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
How the dice trembles: luck be your mistress in this week’s horoscope Aries (March 21 – April 19) I see you shiver with antici- Taurus (April 20 – May 20) When life doesn’t give you a door, make a window. Or a large gaping hole in some wall that could pass as a window. …
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Happy pre-Thanksgiving weekend. Here’s the horoscope that’ll get you through next week. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You may be home for the holidays, but are you home at all? Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Gobble up as much as you can. This may be your last chance. Gemini (May 21…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Good luck with finals; here’s this week’s horoscope to make you feel better. Aries (March 21 – April 19) The ghost next to you has a crush on you. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Remember that song? Good luck. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) This week, the pizza…
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Your Weekly Horror-scope
Here’s your horror-scope in honor of All Hallows’ Eve. May you avoid the draft for the Skeleton War. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’re feeling uneasy for a reason, just ask the man behind you! Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The dark clouds are leading you to an even darker…
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Your Weekly Horoscope
Here’s your horoscope for the week of May 21 – May 27. We took the stars out on a date. Took them dancing, had a nice dinner. Got to know them better, you know? We hope this reflects that. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Try something adventurous with your hair this week. You won’t…